..BoTaK & BunCit..

Tertarik dengan topik pagi di Hotfm tadi... "Botak dan Buncit".. dan kelakar biler ada caller yg bagitau macam nie..

"Lelaki nie.. bila botak di depan orang kata..



He's a Thinker.."



"Biler botak di belakang pulak.. orang akan kata..



He's a Smart man..."



"Dan biler orang tu botak satu kepaler.. orang akan kata...



He THINK he is SMART.."

wakakakakakaka!!!!!



..yang kat atas nie.. bukan botak.. tapi tobek.. ikhsss.. kena penyakit kulit kot.. ker ditobekkan budak kecik.. adik aku no. 6 si Emen.. kekecik dulu pantang nampak gunting.. abis sumer rambut dia nak gunting.. bukan rambut dia jer.. saper² jer yg tido.. siap ler.. bangun kepaler dah tobek.. Emean punyer gheje..



..Two face.. adakah wajah di belakang ini sama dengan wajah yang di depan??..

 

..si botak nie musti serabut orangnya..



..scary.. takot nak dekat ini orang..



..takut jugak.. mood dia musti tak baik..

..menyedihkan..

 

..Apa nie?  Lelaki janggut di depan.. misai di belakang.. hehehe

 

..naper dia tak buat mulut sekali... pergh.. tak beranie..



Bedepekkk!!  Saper punya keje chop kelapa dia..

 

..fesyen kelapa khas utk si botak..

Kalau pompuan botak.. camner laks??



..muka dia tetap ayu walau tak berambut.. kalau ada rambut musti lagi cantik kan..

 

..kat sana dah macam satu fesyen..

 

..Brithney dan fesyen botaknya... hidup dia serabut sungguh maser tue..



..botak pon boleh mekap feminin..

 

..she's cute!..

Inie artis pompuan kat Malaysia pulak..

 

Saper dia nie??  Ekin AF3..



..Sharifah Amani.. laa nie rambut dia dah panjang balik..



 

..terbaru.. Mislina yg lakonkan watak Zaiton Sameon..

To me.. personally.. yang pompuan.. gunting rambut jangan lar sampai botak.. boleh berfesyen tapi berpada².. melainkan atas sebab² yang tak dapat dielakkan.. faktor kesihatan dsbnya... lagi elok pakai tudung..

Lelaki botak... hurmmm... aku suker jer.. kalau kena ngan rupa.. nampak macho dan hensem.. kemas pon kemas... En. Ady berkepala botak sekarang... rambut dia jenis cepat panjang tapi kulit kepala kering... tak lamer panjang balik lar tue..

 

Wentworth Miller.. hero prison break.. aku raser dia nie memang sesuwai berimej botak..



..attitude..

 

Michael Rosenbaum.. terserlah karisma berkepala botak..

Botak dan Buncit??



..kaya poket.. miskin masa.. sibuk selalu.. banyak fikir.. kurang senam.. kesihatan kurang..



..Are U STReSs??..

I am not  sure exactly how it works, but this is amazingly  accurate. Read the full description then look at  the picture.

The picture below has  2 identical dolphins in it. It was used in a  case study on stress levels at St.  Mary's Hospital.

Look  at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The  dolphins are identical. A closely monitored,  scientific study revealed that, in spite of the  fact that the dolphins are  identical,  a person  under stress would find differences in the two  dolphins. The more differences a person finds  between the dolphins, the more stress that  person is experiencing.

Look  at the photograph and if you find more than one  or two differences you need to go on  holiday.

..Ah Hua Pegi iNteRVieW..

Aku tau ramai dah pernah dapat jokes nie sebab aku pon dah banyak kali dapat tapi tak pernah lagi park kat blog.. so today.. I want to share this.. coz Kakpah nak kita gelak sama².. mulakan pagi ini dengan ceria...

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Ah Hua went for a job interview to be a secretary.

When the manager saw Ah Hua's colorful attire and gold, white-highlighted hair, his mind is screaming, 'NOT THIS WOMAN!!!'. so chekai,Nevertheless, he still had to interview Ah Hua.

So he told Ah Hua,'If you can form a sentence using the words that I give you, then I will give you a chance! The words are <GREEN,PINK,YELLOW, BLUE,WHITE , PURPLE and BLACK>.'

Ah Hua thought for a while and said,

'I hear the phone GREEN , GREEN , GREEN, then I go and PINK up the phone, I say YELLOW..... BLUE's that?

WHITE did you say?

Aiyah, wrong numberlah.....Don't PURPLEly disturb people and don't call BLACK, ok? Kum Siah.

The manager fainted....

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Kalau korang manager tu.. korang amik tak Ah Hua yg super creative nie keje ngan korang??

.."Korang sumer samer ajer!!"..

Seorang Pelancong Cina masuk kedalam sebuah bar di Hawaii dan dia amat terperanjat kerana didalamnya terdapat Steven Spielberg! Pengarah filem yang ternama. Sedang dia enak menikmati minumannya tiba-tiba beliau melihat pengarah filem tersebut meluru kepadanya dan melepaskan sebiji penumbuk.

Setelah bangun dari duduknya, beliau menjerit "Apa pasal engkau tumbuk aku ni?"

Pengarah filem tersebut berkata," Itu sebagai balasan di atas pengeboman Pearl Harbor, datuk aku mati pada masa tu".

Cina tersebut membantah. "Aku bangsa Cina laa bodoh! apa kena mengena dengan Jepun pulak?" Pengarah filem tadi membalas "Aaah..! Jepun, Cina, Burma, Vietnam, korang semua sama aje!"

Keadaan kembali reda selepas itu. Setelah memesan sebotol beer lagi, Lelaki Cina tadi terus meluru kepada Pengarah filem dan memberi satu tumbukan yang padu.

"Apa pasal kau tumbuk aku pulak ni?" balas sang pengarah filem.

"Itu sebagai balasan kerana menenggelamkan Titanic, moyang aku ada dalam kapal tu dan mati" balas Cina tadi.

"Hey budak! Titanic tenggelam pasal Iceberg laa bodoh..!" jerit sang pengarah lagi.

"Aaahh! Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg... korang semua sama aje...!"

Oz's Three Kick Rule!!

This is good story for all to reflect upon when addressing issues with surbordinates and cranky customers.

They ought to be street-smart, and do not always think they know more than others.

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A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Cowra . He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.

As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it.."

The old farmer Peter replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."

The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial lawyers in Australia and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."

The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in North Cowra . We settle small disagreements like this with the 'Three Kick Rule.'

The lawyer asked, "What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?"

The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."

The lawyer quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel-toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees!

His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth. The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.

Summoning every bit of his will and remaining strength the lawyer very slowly managed to get to his feet. Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn."

(The best part!)

The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck."

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When you are educated, you'll believe only half of what you hear.

When you're intelligent, you know which half.

.."Another Superman??"..

An Indian guy named "Anantharaman Subbaraman" arrived at the New York airport.

H e ended up waiting for his visa for about 2 hrs for the authorities to call his name, he got fed-up and went to them and asked why they haven’t called his name yet.

They said that they have been calling him for last 2 hrs as 'Anotherman Superman' .